…I decided to do some ego-graphing. Different from, and hopefully more accurate than, the creative eco-graphing practised by Andrew Bolt and suchlike Climate Change Denialists, but just as pretty.
So look, here is the graph of TN’s daily readership From The Beginning, circa 2004. It is similar to mean global temperatures from 1880, but has a cheerier subtext. TN has totalled 708,000 unique visitors! Admittedly, some of them were using search terms like “sex with animals” or even “croggon tits naked”, but hell, some of them must have read something!
And here is the graph for the past year, with a total of 222,000 unique visitors, or an average of around 17,000 visitors a month. I know it’s modest compared to the intertube superstars, but I used to distribute – by hand – a quarterly literary magazine that had a global circulation of 300, and so daily visits sometimes even spiking past 1000 seems a lot to me.
Which all proves that glaciers are melting at an unprecedented rate, as asserted by my father’s friend Jacka (educated like my father at the famous Camborne School of Mines) who actually goes to visit them.
Here endeth the lesson.